He is the the motherfucking PTER-O-DACTYL
Here's to Tear you a newwwww ass hole
YES IT'S TRUE HE ATE 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS
kissing his bowels like a million hugs
he shat them ouuuuuuut one phosphorescent night
PAINTING IT LIKE CHRISTMAS LIIIIIIIGHTS
HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING PTER-O-DACTYL
Here's to Tear you a new ASSHOLE
Yes it's true, his plumage is the BEST in town
ALL THE HOES TOUCH HIS SEXY PTEROID BONE (oh!)
YES HE DO PUT THE T-REX TO SHAME
HIS PUSSY ARMS on that PUSSSSSSSY FRAAAAAAAME
HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING PTER-O-DACTYL
Here's to Tear you a new asshole
yes it's true, he enjoys his hobbies too
he smokes his pipe, rollerblades, and finds ladies to woo oh
Yes it's true, he rode with the Triassic (grou?)
that includes Lystrosaurus and Plateosaurus too
oh oh oh
HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING PTER-O-DACTYL
Here's to Tear you a new ASSHOLE
He is awkward on the floor
his feet are shit and his balance quite poor
he hooked up with a grizzly bear
they made love under the sea and everywhere
yes that bear gave birth to a
mother fucking bear o dactyl
who might just tear you a new
so beware motherfuckers, beware
HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING PTER-O-DACTYL
HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING PTER-O-DACTYL
Remember him, remember his song
remember his tier iron
and his enchaaaaanting thong
He's the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl
The end.
Here's to Tear you a newwwww ass hole
YES IT'S TRUE HE ATE 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS
kissing his bowels like a million hugs
he shat them ouuuuuuut one phosphorescent night
PAINTING IT LIKE CHRISTMAS LIIIIIIIGHTS
HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING PTER-O-DACTYL
Here's to Tear you a new ASSHOLE
Yes it's true, his plumage is the BEST in town
ALL THE HOES TOUCH HIS SEXY PTEROID BONE (oh!)
YES HE DO PUT THE T-REX TO SHAME
HIS PUSSY ARMS on that PUSSSSSSSY FRAAAAAAAME
HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING PTER-O-DACTYL
Here's to Tear you a new asshole
yes it's true, he enjoys his hobbies too
he smokes his pipe, rollerblades, and finds ladies to woo oh
Yes it's true, he rode with the Triassic (grou?)
that includes Lystrosaurus and Plateosaurus too
oh oh oh
HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING PTER-O-DACTYL
Here's to Tear you a new ASSHOLE
He is awkward on the floor
his feet are shit and his balance quite poor
he hooked up with a grizzly bear
they made love under the sea and everywhere
yes that bear gave birth to a
mother fucking bear o dactyl
who might just tear you a new
so beware motherfuckers, beware
HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING PTER-O-DACTYL
HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING PTER-O-DACTYL
Remember him, remember his song
remember his tier iron
and his enchaaaaanting thong
He's the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl
The end.
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Me enamoré de esta canción (sí, tengo corazón de hotel) porque la vibra me recordó mucho a Fuck You por lo movida y por lo irónica que es la letra. Generalmente me quejo de que la música de hoy día es basura, pero joyitas como esta y uno que otro placer culpable me consuelan de saber que hay cositas que puedo cosechar de entre tanto mugrero prescindible.
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